KCNA Says Joe Biden is “Bereft of Elementary Quality as Human Being”

KCNA Says Joe Biden is “Bereft of Elementary Quality as Human Being”

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PYONGYANG – Korean Central News Agency (KCNA), the North Korean mouthpiece for Kim Jong-un known for their sharp criticism of Western politics, verbally demolished Democratic presidential candidate Joe Biden on Tuesday.

Referring to statements made by Joe Biden during his campaigning that Kim Jong-un was a tyrant, the state news agency unloaded a grammatically incorrect retort that highlighted plagiarism, among other things.

“What he uttered is just sophism of an imbecile bereft of elementary quality as a human being, let alone a politician, “ the piece states.

These statements come from a nation controlled by an ignorant dictator known for starving his people and enforcing his twisted brand of martial law.

Speaking of politicians with fundamentally terrible leadership skills, KCNA noted that “It is by no means accidental that there is nonstop comment over his bid for candidacy that he is not worth pinning hope on, backed by the jeer that he is a fool of low IQ.”

As tensions rise over North Korean nukes and the unwillingness of Kim Jong-un to dismantle five nuclear sites instead of the 1 or 2 he offered to destroy in February, it comes as little surprise the state news agency continues to unload on Washington.

The author, under the watchful eye of “Rocket Man”, went as far as saying “he (Biden) is self-praising himself as being the most popular presidential candidate. This is enough to make a cat laugh.”

Past threats against the DPRK and its supreme leader have been met with poor journalism and misfiring rockets. The preschool education KCNA writers receive is reflected in their inability to properly slander Americans.

In closing their article, the KCNA issued a warning to anyone who may belittle their supreme leader in the future: “Explicitly speaking, we will never pardon anyone who dare provoke the supreme leadership of the DPRK but will certainly make them pay for it.”

Bored? Peruse the fine penmanship of DPRK journalists on the KCNA website.


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